End of September, end of summer, time to put some trousers on again. For the United Kingdom trousers of relief, the kilt didn’t break free!
Well, as a fruit i miss the point of that. Is Scotland the mature, yummy fruit that wants to leave his tree for growing his own, so that the other tree won’t get any sun and it will rot? Or is the Kingdom even the hungry monkey that picks all the bananas just to throw them after some fat, noisy tourists? Either way, picking bananas is as cruel as pooping on a tortoiseshell. I mean it has so live with that present for the rest of his life, unless it knows how to swim.
Silly turtles don’t know how to roll….
Well, what I actually wanted to say, its the end of September! And so far, the fact that impressed me most this month was how many hipsters believed that they can recharge their IPhone 6 in their microwaves. That news gave all bananas in this world hope! Hope, that one day we will rule the world in yellow happiness of tastieness! This event must be the beginning of the re-evolution of the humans! Or it was just another proof that you really shouldn’t buy your teen your old shrunken head child an IPhone 6, sometimes a Tamagotchi is just fine.
But I’m just a banana, what do I know..
Arr, it’s getting cold again. The summer is gone and with it the sun and the nice temperatures a banana needs to grow and to stay yellow. It’s time to say goodbye to my sombrero and to say hello to my winter sombrero ( this one is lined to keep bananahead warm!), because no one likes frozen bananas (or have you ever seen any costumers in front of the Bluth’s Frozen-Banana stand ?)
To come to the banana for all this, I just wanna remind you to keep all your bananas warm. Trust me, no banana likes cold! And if you are lucky and life in a country in which it is still or allways warm, then you should try lemon ice-cream. It’s delicous!