September 2014: Re-evolution and the turtles nightmare

End of September, end of summer, time to put some trousers on again. For the United Kingdom trousers of relief, the kilt didn’t break free!

Well, as a fruit i miss the point of that. Is Scotland the mature, yummy fruit that wants to leave his tree for growing his own, so that the other tree won’t get any sun and it will rot? Or is the Kingdom even the hungry monkey that picks all the bananas just to throw them after some fat, noisy tourists? Either way, picking bananas is as cruel as pooping on a tortoiseshell. I mean it has so live with that present for the rest of his life, unless it knows how to swim.
Silly turtles don’t know how to roll….

Well, what I actually wanted to say, its the end of September! And so far, the fact that impressed me most this month was how many hipsters believed that they can recharge their IPhone 6 in their microwaves. That news gave all bananas in this world hope! Hope, that one day we will rule the world in yellow happiness of tastieness! This event must be the beginning of the re-evolution of the humans! Or it was just another proof that you really shouldn’t buy your teen your old shrunken head child an IPhone 6, sometimes a Tamagotchi is just fine.

But I’m just a banana, what do I know..

Frozen-Banana is not a breakdancer!

Arr, it’s getting cold again. The summer is gone and with it the sun and the nice temperatures a banana needs to grow and to stay yellow. It’s time to say goodbye to my sombrero and to say hello to my winter sombrero ( this one is lined to keep bananahead warm!), because no one likes frozen bananas (or have you ever seen any costumers in front of the Bluth’s Frozen-Banana stand ?)
To come to the banana for all this, I just wanna remind you to keep all your bananas warm. Trust me, no banana likes cold! And if you are lucky and life in a country in which it is still or allways warm, then you should try lemon ice-cream. It’s delicous!

Black and Mr. White
Okay, fine! I confess it! I’m BananAddicted to Breaking Bad. Don’t judge me, it’s not my fault that it contains everythign a good series should have. Emotions, complots, tenseness, the guy who played Malcolm’s dad. Just everything! Thats why I did a drawing which shows Walter White, the leading character. Even his brother in law, who is a DEA, isn’t able to hold a banana to him. Walter is the real BadBananAss in the series, I mean look at his hat!


Black and Mr. White

Okay, fine! I confess it! I’m BananAddicted to Breaking Bad. Don’t judge me, it’s not my fault that it contains everythign a good series should have. Emotions, complots, tenseness, the guy who played Malcolm’s dad. Just everything!
Thats why I did a drawing which shows Walter White, the leading character. Even his brother in law, who is a DEA, isn’t able to hold a banana to him. Walter is the real BadBananAss in the series, I mean look at his hat!

Hannah is a party chicken!
Have you met Hannah? NO? Oh my BananAmigos, you still have a lot to learn. As you can see, Hannah isn’t a normal chicken. Her tail feathers are pink! Apart from that, she isn’t that different from her conspecifics. She lays eggs and has even her own chicken solo in a song about her (Song by Favola Due: Hannah the chicken). The two heroes, who discovered her and brought all this BananAmazing facts to light, are the members of the band Favola Due. You can see their faces on Hannah’s bra. Must-have of the year!

Hannah is a party chicken!

Have you met Hannah? NO? Oh my BananAmigos, you still have a lot to learn.
As you can see, Hannah isn’t a normal chicken. Her tail feathers are pink! Apart from that, she isn’t that different from her conspecifics.
She lays eggs and has even her own chicken solo in a song about her (Song by Favola Due: Hannah the chicken).
The two heroes, who discovered her and brought all this BananAmazing facts to light, are the members of the band Favola Due. You can see their faces on Hannah’s bra.
Must-have of the year!